Apple's revolutionary new product

The site Apple Insider is reporting that Apple is working on a, get this, TWO BUTTON MOUSE!!! Yes, it’s crazy, I know, but it does make a lot of sense. They are trying to push the Mac platform on long-time Windows users, and what’s the first gripe they usually have about using a Mac? “What’s up with that one buttoned mouse, how do I right-click?” So it’s about time, but what kind of impression will they make by selling it for $70? Not a good one I’m sure.